What Not to Wear (In Mexico City)

Last Updated: September 28, 2012 by
Categories: Mexico

Urlaub 2005 - MéxicoSome tourists seem perversely determined to brand themselves as such, as if disappearing within a crowd were akin to losing their identities. I once had a friend who, during the period of intense Franco-American discord (the early stages of the American invasion of Iraq, in 2003), told me that a French merchant had simply turned his back and refused to serve her.

“How did he know you were American?” I asked, intrigued.

“We were wearing shorts,” she replied. “It was really hot.”

Well, DUH!? Shorts in Paris? Maybe the store owner was simply enforcing the strictest of dress codes, a sort of “I’d rather be dead than Red” of business etiquette. Better to lose a sale than to encourage this sort of riffraff! Or maybe it was because their shorts and tennis shoes did identify this trio—mom, pop, and arguably innocent tot—as the worst sort of American underachiever:

The sort who wears shorts in Paris.

Mexico may not be the fashion mecca of the New World, but there are standards. Dress for success if you want to blend, if you want respect, or if you merely want to avoid pickpockets and thugs. Don’t use the weather as an excuse for dressing like a tennis pro or someone on safari. Chinos (for the men) and—ladies take note—flowing skirts are every bit as cool as shorts. And you’ll avoid sunburn and prematurely wrinkled legs.

Speaking of safari wear, khaki numbers with innumerable pockets do have their place. This would be on an African safari. Are you really going to stuff all those pockets? If you do, your pockets will bulge and ruin the lines of your otherwise priceless safari outfit. Standard khaki-colored slacks are fine, as they are generally cool and don’t show the dirt. Look for models with the standard number of pockets; at this writing, that number is four.

Socks and sandals. Please. Don’t. Do. It. Sandals are designed to let the feet breathe. While people who wear socks with sandals undoubtedly have their reasons, there’s really no good excuse for this fashion faux pas. You might escape the fashion policia if you’re wearing socks-with-sandals and trousers. But with shorts? Please, God, no. No, no, no.

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